Full Lengths

ABUSE YOUR PROTRUSION I [2015]

1. Everybody's Gettin' Noff

2. Ballad Of The Ripper

3. Disco Stew (Hot Stuff)

4. Alison ... You're An Angel

5. Chick With A Dick

6. Mum Always Did Take A Good Photo

7. Let's Just Fuck

8. Mr Inhumanity

9. Shit Breath Brain Dead

10. (I Love) Pieces Of You

11. Terminus: Shadow Of The Black Dog

All songs penned by Pleasance/Lawrence

Joaquin: All music, backing vox
Jurgen: Vox

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THE BEST TEN SECONDS OF YOUR LIFE [2014]

1. Intro: Love In The Real World
2. The Best Ten Seconds Of Your Life
3. Greased Frightening [John's Still Revolting]
4. Grandma Got Game
5. Eproctophiliac [Gone With Her Wind]
6. Reflections Of A Pariah
7. All The Boys Love Theresa Jayne Dich
8. Man Hunt For Mike Hunt
9. My Little Pony
10. I Had A Little Girl [Mach II]
11. Good Girls And Chocolate Cake
12. Wrecking Balls [The Miley Virus]
13. Slaughtering Of Lambs [Album Mix]
14. Your Face
15. Num-Nums

All songs penned by Pleasance/Lawrence

Joaquin: All music, backing vox
Jurgen: Vox

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SAUSAGEFEST [2014]

1. Meat Tray [Intro]
2. Nothing Wurst Than Being Stuck In A Meat Locker
3. Vagitarian
4. I Love You Girl [Warts And All]
5. Looking Out For Richard
6. Where's Rachel?
7. An Arse By Any Other Name
8. A Beautiful Mind [Gets Inside]
9. Intelligently Artificial: Symptom Of A Hairless Society
10. Freddie May Have Swallowed But He Spat Pure Gold
11. Ballad Of A Crotchless Man
12. FTFM [Fat Tattooed Fuck Machine]

All songs penned by Pleasance/Lawrence

Joaquin: All music, backing vox
Jurgen: Vox

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H8 MALE 4 PLAY SKOOL [2013]

1. PreLUBE
2. Back N Forth [Joaquin & Jurgen]
3. Tell Me What You Know [H8 Male - Letter 1]
4. Mooschnuckel Love
5. I've Got My Father's Nose
6. Cloning Prime H8
7. It Is Not Fair! Lily!
8. I'd Rather Be Wanking [Than Be Jerked Around By You]
9. They Dwell
10. Babe Ruth Meets The Bog Man From Tar Town
11. Les Funk
12. Hold On Tight To Your Licker
13. Mishapen Steaming Turd
14. My Mate Bill
15. Twenty Three
16. The Show's Gotta Go [H8 Male - Letter 2]
17. I Kill Children
18. Suck It Up [You Bastard]
19. Cheers [Tie-Die]

All songs penned by Pleasance/Lawrence
Except 7 [Lily Allen cover]
& 17 [Dead Kennedys cover]

Joaquin: All music, backing vox
Jurgen: Vox

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HAND SHANDY EP [2013]

1. The Systematic Downfall Of Me (And Other Bedtime Stories)
2. The Ballad Of Joaquin And Jurgen Noff
3. Donna's Stuff Was Never This Hot
4. I Wish
5. Labrador Tongue
6. Zara
7. Alphabetic Fornication (I'll Always Cum Before U)
8. It Takes A Whole Lotta Woman To Get Jurgen Noff
9. Together ForNever
10. I Had A Little Girl
11. One Swift Noff Deserves Another (Taylor's Many Troubles)
12. Community Service Announcement
13. I Like Being Nude
14. The Law Of Being Average
15. Pharmawanga
16. It Rubs The Lotion In Its Skin Or It Gets The Hose

All songs penned by Pleasance/Lawrence
Except 3 & 11

Joaquin: All music, backing vox
Jurgen: Vox

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